The Never Ending Tale of Coolius Dudeius
Ok, sience nearly everyone (and by that I mean 2 people) have started never ending storys, I decided to make my own.
Rules:
The post must be at least 3 sentences long and no god-modding (unless you stick yourself in at a random moment).
That's it. Now, I'll start with the first post.
Coolius Dudeius was a well-off man, living in a huge mansion and had a dog named Mr. Weegee (lolwut). He took his dog for a walk everyday, and after he finished his breakfast (pizza) he went to walk his dog, but he was missing. He searched everywhere for him, but he couldn't be found. He then assumed Mr. Weegee went off on one of his "retreats" so he sat down and read the newspaper. The headline talked about a dog killer named...
Edit: Bump.
(Yea... But later on this (will better be) different from Maclntosh.)
...'s stupid cousin's and then lunged at him. "Whut r u doin n00b????" he screams at Coolius. "Uhh... Sorry. I just wanted to find Jobbin Swatchica (Nazis much? XD), and I thought you were him." "U want Jobbin???????// Den u shud goh tew teh eastern tran staishun and he shud be der." So Coolius went to the train station in East Robloxia, when he was hit by a BB gun, getting a pellet stuck in his eye. He then turns to see Jobbin 's clone number 137 and then attacked him. "N00b!!!!!!!!!!!1111111" Apperantly this one was another dumb cousin, or a geneticly "modified" clone. Coolius then apoligized, and asked him if he knew where the REAL Jobbin was. "He shud b in teh...
huze uf over taken country sity." "Urhh... thanks." So, Coolius went to the taken over country of "Sity" to see Jobbin sitting at a dictator desk, mumbling about naming his new country "Perestroika". He noticed Coolius. "My evil cousins and clones didn't kill you?!?" "Do I look dead?" "Urgh... note to self: get better cousins. NOW! What do YOU want!" "Where is my dog Mr. Weegee?" "Oh? You want you precious dog back? Well, GUESS WHAT!...
...You can have him!" Coolius was happyish "Really?" "No. I cooked him and ate him an hour ago!" *Evil cackle proceds* Coolius because furious, went into UberCharge and shot Jobbin in the head using his convenently-located invisible pistol. "RAWR" Coolius says, then rents an airplane to...
...the land of NOOBia, where his couisin lives. coolius didn't know that the land was covered with NOOBnazis trying to shoot them down, but since they were noobs, they only shot down a flying hamburger stand.coolious was sad, since he wanted to buy hamburgers from there.when they landed, he saw a NOOBnazi flag, featuring a keyboard smacked in half. then he greeted his cousin, wich prepared him a cheese pie and told him that his (weegee) dog was snooping around his house.....
...and then Weegee came out the door and jumped into Coolius's arms. "Mai dawg! 
" Coolius said as he pet his dog and rubbed his bald head. "I missed you so much in the 3 hours you were missing!" Just then, a Noobnazi came by and said, "ololololl kewl dawg i steel him nao" and he took his dog, put it in a nooby storage crate and sent him to Noobly's lair, the resting place of the Noobnazi's evil leader. Coolius freaked out and jumped into the Noobnazi transport vehicle as the door was closing, and hid in the storage room. The transport ship landed on a noobishly built landing pad, and Coolius came out to see...
...anti-noobnazi rebels fighting with noobnaziz, and used the battle to get away. he saw mr.weegee in a kettle over boiling hot water. a very fat guy (Noobleader) said:''beh carehfulleh, i wan7eth meh doggah welleh cookedh.where'sh meh 1337 anti weight pilleh? i wanth meh anti weigheth pilleth!''. suddenly coolious noticed his couisin next to him. he wanted to greet him, but his couisin said: ''Jobbin Swatchica sends his regards.'' and pulled out a uzi. coolious enraged, threw him
in a conveniently placed pit filled with starved poodles. the noobnazi leader said:''ZOMGWTFLOL! whoth threwth Jobbin Swatchica's couisin ineth meh conveniently placedh poodledh pitteh. i lasteh fed 7hem a monteht agoeth''....
"I thew him in there, and what are you going to do 'bout that?" Coolius said to Noobleader. "i n0 wut im guna doo!" Noobleader said, then grabbed a Noobnazi and hurled him at Coolius. Coolius dodged and the Noobnazi flew into a plutonium tank, causing a huge explosion that made the landing pad fall into the sea. "ololol dat wusnt supost too hapin" said Noobleader as they started to sink to the ocean floor. Luckily, Coolius was a great swimmer so he swam to a big island called...
Quentonious's brain, and ate it causing Quentonious to have a sudden drop in IQ. Coolius changed his name to Elizabeth(i was out of names). Noobleader and all his Noobnazis formed the 32nd and 1/2 riche, causing all you-tube member's avatar's to be replaced with...
Who Was That Masked Moron?
...a picture of Spongebob, making thousands of YouTubers quit. Coolius, finding out that Elizabeth was a dumb name, changed it back to Coolius and went to fix the YT'ers avatars; but was stopped by the Noobnazis. The Noobleader saw him and told his army to "adV4nc3!!!!11" at Coolius. Coolius ran, ran, and walked a bit, then ran some more, when he got to a portal and was transported to Lolmybutthaspimples, a very small town on the island of Cheesemyface. The portal closed before the Noobnazis could get through, and Noobleader got pissed. Coolius, however, was pissed too, because there wasn't a way to get out of the place he was located at, so he...
(Herm, this sounds familiar... oh look! MacIntosh Apples! And some Granny Smiths too! Oh no! A fish murderer is eating the apples!)
Jobbin Swatchica. "OMG!" Coolius explained. "I must find Jobbin Swatchica!" His first spot was a Irish pub. The pubtender, whom by the way is named Irishman MacGee, told Coolius that he had saw someone who looks like Jobbin leave. Coolis decided that he must be close by. He stumbled on Jobbin...